They call me Captain Killjoy': working as a lifeguard in badly
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People used to be grateful for our efforts to keep them safe. Now they accuse us of ‘sitting around staring at the water’
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G2, Theguardian
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Lizzie Cernik, Page 3 of 14
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MOHAWK PUNK - Untitled Collection #189689006
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People throw tantrums and try to get things for free': my life as a hotelier in badly behaved Britain, Life and style
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Lizzie Cernik, Page 3 of 14
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G2, Theguardian
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I've been too scared to go to work': my life as a builder in badly behaved Britain, Construction industry
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Morning salut from the captain of the lifeguard #thekingsguard
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Donut #34 - Poly Donuts
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I've been too scared to go to work': my life as a builder in badly behaved Britain, Construction industry